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Editorials: Homer R. Dodson

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To the editor:
I hereby send an open letter to the head honcho of the National Football League as follows:

Roger Goodell
Commissioner of National Football League
Somewhere, New York

Dear Commissioner Goodell:
I notice you just hired liberal operative Cynthia Hogan who once served as a key Senate aide behind the passage of the Violence Against women Act, as your first female top lobbyist for the out of control NFL.
Liberal women such as the NOW gang were strangely silent when knowledge came out about the numerous women who were mistreated by then President Bill Clinton.
Where was Cynthia Hogan in all this?
Liberal women said not a word when Hilary Clinton began a campaign to smear the numerous women that came forward and told of their mistreatments’.  Even a high ranking political hack, James (Snakehead) Carville, called those women “trailer trash”.
Where was Cynthia Hogan in all this?
Liberal women said not a word of disapproval.  In fact one even said she’d take Monica Lewinsky’s place to thank Bill Clinton.
Was Cynthia Hogan coming to the defense of women in those instances?
In an earlier time, liberal women always supported Senator Ted Kennedy and his notorious womanizing and mistreatments of women.
Where were the likes of Cynthia Hogan?
Oh, I get it.  Liberal women expect liberal politicians to treat women as dirt.  Could you not find someone other than a liberal hypocrite to help you in your public relations mess?
Now, here’s the partial solution to your mess.  I, Homer R. Dodson, proudly hailing from East Bell Town, Tennessee, will freely come to your rescue.
Here’s what you do:  Enact a rule in the NFL that simply makes each player to sign a statement that if they are caught striking a woman, whether a shack up, a groupie, a rare wife or ex or whatever, that any pre – nuptial agreements or shacking agreements will become null and void and that the woman involved will be entitled to half of the players net worth.
Commissioner Goodell, you don’t need expensive hypocrite liberal women as public relations folks.  You simply need the above free advice.
Make ‘em behave.

Homer R. Dodson
Of East Bell Town


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